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Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.

Work hard in silence & let the success make noise.

formula for success… … .under promise and over deliver… … .

? I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

Keep moving! Nothing new to read… .

There are three sides to an argument. my side , your side and the right side. .

I look at people sometimes and think. Really??? That’s the sperm that won.

If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.

Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time. .

Every problem comes with some solution. . If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!.

It has never been my object to record my dreams, just to realize them.

Before coffee: Hates everybody. After coffee: Feels good about hating everybody.

Do it today or regret TOMORROW.

If My Mom Cant Find It, Nobody Can Find It.

Enjoy because it’s gonna happen anyway!!.

I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.

You won’t have a happy life if you worry about what others say about you.

I never forget a face, but in your case Ill be glad to make an exception.

You cant be late until you show up.

There are a lot of fishes in the sea. Dont you go down until you find a mermaid.

Someone on his status “Sleeping” since 3 days. He’s probably dead.

Friends are like boobs, some are big, some are small, some are real and some are fake.

Do not drink and drive or you might spill the drink.

Lifes a bitch; if it were easy itd be a slut.

Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

If you want to be rude then you should become a celebrity.

Life on earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity… … Albert Einstein.

Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem. .

Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if tomorrow is last one.

I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

“Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Ryun.

god created the living to worship him… .well no one is worshiping me.

Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free.

If procrastination was an Olympic event , I’d compete in it later.

1f you c4n r34d 7h15, you r34lly n33d 2 g37 l41d.

Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror. .

Wow now I’m a graduate… … .Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.

I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

Art is how we decorate space; music is how we decorate time.

Success is falling 9 times and getting up 10.

Cold? Try Netflix. You’ll still be cold, but you’ll be watching Netflix.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Scientist say the world is made up of Proton, Neutrons and Electrons… they forgot to mention Morons like u ;).

One day someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.

When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often. .

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God is really creative, I mean. just look at m!!!.