One day i really want to say- I MADE IT.
My life is busy without business.
Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.
fun is like life insurance.The older you get. the more it cost’s.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. . They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
There are a lot of fishes in the sea. Dont you go down until you find a mermaid.
A foot away from me it’s very cold outside… thank you house.
We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Diets are hard because I get hungry.
Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
One day someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.
Art is how we decorate space; music is how we decorate time.
Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!.
I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
If procrastination was an Olympic event , I’d compete in it later.
With all this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down one another.
A lazy person is the one who can turn a call into a missed call.
If you want to be rude then you should become a celebrity.
I run because I really like pizza and beer.
god created the living to worship him… .well no one is worshiping me.
You were too lazy to read that number.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.
“F#%K It.” – my final thought before making most decisions.
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
Someone on his status “Sleeping” since 3 days. He’s probably dead.
When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free.
When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the… .
Galileo-Great mind!… Einstein-genius mind!… Newton-Extraordinary mind!… .Bill gates-brilliant mind… . ME-Never Mind!.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity… … Albert Einstein.
Keep moving! Nothing new to read… .
I didnt change , i just grew up. You shud try it once ?.
“Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Ryun.
I once prayed to God for a bike, but quickly found out He didnt work that way—so I stole a bike and prayed for His forgiveness.
Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time. .
There’s no half-singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.
Scientist say the world is made up of Proton, Neutrons and Electrons… they forgot to mention Morons like u ;).
I look at people sometimes and think. Really??? That’s the sperm that won.
Work hard in silence & let the success make noise.
I have decided to leave my past behind me , so i owe you money… . sorry but I’ve moved on.
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
To infinity… . and beyond!!!.
You won’t have a happy life if you worry about what others say about you.
Im not lazy, Im just very relaxed.
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
I wish Whatsapp would charge some subscribers for being stupid and pay others for being awesome.
Problems keeps me busy to figure out them.
Always remember you are UNIQUE… … … … just like everybody else.