Clever Status

On the other hand. you have different fingers.

My mind tells me to give up, my heart won’t let me.

Typing a long text to your crush with your true feelings but then erasing it and typing… Yeah. Ever Happened?

Any one need relationship advice? Message me and i’ll be here for anyone

“Be Brave” Even if you are not pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.

I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?

Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray… .but it’s there.

You will never be able to start a new chapter of your life unless you stop looking back at the last one.

History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.

If they can’t do their part, they don’t deserve your heart.

I am Not link to my self Special I think I am Limited Edition!.

i dont care if you talk about me behind my back because good or bad, my name is still in your mouth ;-).

I don’t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.

You are not born a winner; you are not born a loser. You are born a chooser.

Everybody’s online, except the one you actually want.

Its not illegal unless you get caught.

Life is to Taste, not to Waste!.

I have to admit, God was just showing off when he created me.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

People wear masks to see who cares enough to see through it. I built a wall around me to see who would be brave enough to climb it.

I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.

A girl’s heart is like an ocean full of secrets.

Everything is getting more expensive. Except for people, they are getting cheaper.

Do IT NOW. Sometimes “Later” Becomes Never.

ADMIT IT: Life would be so boring without me.

I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me.

You know sweety, my lips won’t just kiss themselves. Please help.

My attitude is based on how you treat me!

No one is perfect understanding is important!.

The greatest pleasure in Life is that what people say you can’t do.!.

Always try dont feel fail without try!.

Sometimes the best revenge is moving forward and being happy despite the people that try to drag you down.

No matter how full my wardrobe is, I never seem to find anything to wear.

Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.

Crazy people love crazy people cuz normal people don’t understand.

Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.

I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!

Dont talk to me Bcoz I was attached easily!.

Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.

I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. Thats why its called the present.

Take your chances to make all of your dreams come true. Never wait too long or else it could all slip away in a blink of an eye.

ADMIT IT: Life would be so boring without me.

I wish I could google the things I have misplaced.

See you in another life ?.

You are not to old complete your dream true!.

My Friend ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.

The best nicknames are usually the ones people don’t know they have.

I can make your gf scream louder than you can. – Spider.

There is a thin line between insanity and genius. I, myself, am in the middle, and quite frankly, I enjoy every second of it.