Clever Status

If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way. If you dont, you’ll find an excuse.

You can’t make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it’s no longer a mistake, it’s a choice.

Dream is not complete by sleeping!.

No matter how nice I ask random people, nobody will take me to Funkytown.

All man are not fools, some stay bachelors.!.

The best nicknames are usually the ones people don’t know they have.

Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment.

I’m pretty sure putting time limits on when breakfast is served is unconstitutional.

Cheating is easy … . try something more challenging … like being faithful.

If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.

Why does Facebook want to know what I am thinking? Do they not realize that is classified and somewhat scary information??

LIFE is a given. LIVING is optional. Don`t be a passenger when YOU are already the CAPTAIN.

I want a real relationship, not a facebook one.

Plese don’t talk to me, I get attached too easily.

If somebody really cares about you they will never put you on the back burner.

ADMIT IT: Life would be so boring without me.

It’s not my attitude it’s my style!.

Dont talk to me Bcoz I was attached easily!.

Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn’t make the cut.

People wanna see you doing well but not better than them

Sometimes no matter how much you want things to happen, all you can do is wait.

You can kill your attraction to anyone by watching them chew.

Typing a long text to your crush with your true feelings but then erasing it and typing… Yeah. Ever Happened?.

Wonders, do you do anything on your own or does everyone else think and make your decisions for you?

People wear masks to see who cares enough to see through it. I built a wall around me to see who would be brave enough to climb it.

I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination… .

I used to have an imaginary friend. Then he had an imaginary accident.

Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize it’s just a bunch of crap you don’t need.

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.

I am SINGLE Because I have not found someone, who deserves ME. !.

My Girl = My Life … . Touch Her = Your Last Day On Earth.

There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different!.

*Sometimes no matter. ! how much you want things to happen!, all you can do is wait.

Shany has lost her mind, if found, please handle with care it may blow at any time. I apologize for the inconvenience,but could you return it anyway.

Don’t worry about tomorrow you did that yesterday.

I wish I could google the things I have misplaced.

IMMATURE: A word boring people use to describe fun people.

God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well. we all make mistakes.

If APPLE made a car, would it have windows?

I like sleeping because it’s like being dead, without the commitment.

If nobody love you, then you are doing something wrong. !.

Smile is noting like always happy.

My first name and your last name would sound great together.

A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talk to each other instead of about each other… .

You are not born a winner; you are not born a loser. You are born a chooser.

People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isn’t that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, don’t change who you really are.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what i am saying.

Status is coming soon ?.